Most of the material out there today on cloud security is all about how it is more/less secure then managing things internally and very little of the material focuses on the fundamental differences between internal vs external hosting. And while there has been some discussion of the actual issues (with a few notable exceptions) they tend to lack technical merit and instead cover broad brushstrokes. This talk will cover some of the very real technical differences between running a system internally on bare metal, internally on cloud or on an external cloud. As always, there will be baked goods and Canadian customs permitting, I’ll be able to show off my baguette skills.